IRON WARDEN JOE™ — The Guardian of the Grind Handmade Ceramic Collectible Mug | Limited Edition
Forged in the furnace pits beneath Zeal’s rusted city walls, IRON WARDEN JOE™ stands as the unbreakable shield of the Atomic Joe resistance. His armor is burnished steel, scarred but unyielding, a relic of a thousand caffeine-fueled battles fought against the energy-draining invaders.
Every mug is hand-sculpted, hand-glazed, and born through intense high-fire alchemy that gives each piece its own metallic personality. Subtle variations in iron, bronze, and graphite tones make every Warden one-of-a-kind , no two warriors carry the same battle patina.
⚙️ Details
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Material: High-fire stoneware ceramic
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Finish: Burnished iron metallic glaze with distressed highlights
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Size: Approx. 6” tall × 4.5” wide
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Capacity: 18 oz (designed for heroic doses of caffeine)
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Edition: Limited Collector’s Run
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Includes: Certificate of Authenticity signed by Jody Shannon
☕ Care
Dishwasher safe, though handwashing is recommended to preserve the glaze integrity and surface texture. Microwave use not advised, too much power under that armor.
💀 Lore
When the reactor wars began, IRON WARDEN JOE™ was the first to stand guard over the scrapyard gates, a silent sentinel forged from loyalty and iron will. His armor hums with the faint resonance of caffeine energy, and his oath remains unbroken:
“Hold the line. Keep the light.”
Some say you can still hear the hum of his core when hot coffee fills his chest. A guardian mug for those who never back down, no matter how dark the grind gets.
🚨 Availability
Limited to a small collector’s batch. Each Iron Warden Joe is hand-numbered, signed, and battle-tested for daily use. Once sold out, the molds are sealed, no reproductions, no reruns.
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